Once apon a time
in a land far far away,
there lived a 36 year old female,
who sat,
attempting to type at her computer,
wondering what in the world she could write about.
She felt it was the natural time
to update on her blog,
but...
she felt decidedly uninspired,
and after several attempts
that led
nowhere,
she somehow
decided to remove herself
from the immediate narrative
of a topic
and write something
in the third person
to see if this would help.


It didn't.